tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-129850632011-08-05T08:57:56.723+08:00ad-neonoreply@blogger.comBlogger2081100tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12985063.post-68087855167490329712007-10-19T08:35:00.000+08:002007-10-19T08:42:08.758+08:00

su jun. my mei wanna me to update this blog of mine. LOL.She have been complaining that Ihave not update this blog for super long time and should start updating it now.Well, being a mr. nice guy I think I should listen to her,yea?If not she will start nagging at me.Maybe I can talk more about my mei.She is nice girl. Reallie nice. Just that she can be irritating at times, yea?Always have a kind

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changed.i have updated in my 2nd blog. please click here.you have been informed.regardssunshine boi

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before and after. a short time of 1 year and i have changed my skin colour.perhaps i can work in secret ops team and do not need any camo creamto cover and conceal my movements.planning to buy this model and display it in my room but the figure is onliavailable in the 3rd quarter of the year.

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work.1. employment letter stated that working hour finish at 6.00 p.m.2. work is a never-ending process even you stay until next morning you will never finish it.3. humans are not robots even robots / machines have to rest or else it will faced breakdown problems4. you love your career, but your family is even more important in your life.5. if you failed in your life, your boss is not going to

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compeitions. juz came back from both emerge vertical marathon that wasorganised by my church last saturdae and ntu bike rally yesterdae.damn shagged now. managed to get a timing of 7 min 49 secs forthe vertical marathon. had to climb a total of 43 storeys.it was held at suntec city tower 3 so kindda remembered my firstvertical marathon which was held at suntec city tower 4.managed to know new

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what to do if a girl is interested in you.I talked about how to tell if a girl is interested in you”(do read it first before reading the rest of this post).after listing down the signs to tell if a girl is interested,all the advice I gave was:if you encounter any of these signs, there’s a good chance that she might like you.be careful not to blow your chances. and good luck.you probably need a

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how to tell if a girl is interested in you.I remember seeing a post by someone about how to tell if a girl is NOTinterested in you (sorry I’m too lazy to look for it).I must say I can’t comment much due to my lack of experience in that area.it makes more sense for me to talk about things that I’m more experienced in…like how to tell if a girl is interested in you.now, before we jump ahead to the

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food.went for kayaking last saturdae at kallang river.the weather was so hot but luckily I was there for onli 4 hours.have to go for cell group and church service after that.thanks w360 for my belated bdae gift. i liked the billaborg wallet.realized that one of my cell group members, soo eng, was featured in one of the local magazines.pastor Kong was toking about meek for saturdae service and

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what not to do at meetings with the Empire.think again.

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new blog. dear readers and friendsplease be informed that I have another a new blog from todaebut I will still continue updating both blogs.you have been warned.thank you for your support.new blog URL: click hereYours Sincerely, sunshine boi(This is a computer generated letter. No signature required.) P/S: You still can continue visiting this blog and the new one.

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w360 sentosa outing.went to sentosa with my cell group last saturdae. the guys are supposed to meet me in the afternoon but in the end all of them cannot make it..made me the only guy in the cell group..played frisbee, splashed water, swimming and tanning (for me)..later in the evening went to eat ice cream, taking photos, touring around sentosaand watched songs of the sea. was a tiring dae but

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CHC family dae. went for my church family dae carnival cum sun's concert at expo last tue with my cell group.took some pics on tt day.it was crowded with so many church followers and sun's supporters.the most memorable would be taking the string of balloons most probablyabout a few hundreds and released it in between expo mrt and singapore expo.i shall upload the video when I have the time..

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new toy. finally i managed to buy the model that I have thinking about.costed me $170 and at the same time I brought an album from my church. liked most of the songs in the album. went for service yesterdae morning.the speaker was kenneth hagin jr.though the service was short and ended before 12 noon butI think the service was good and I liked the Pastor's motto which is "The Bible says it, I

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sleep.i wanna to sleep..damn tired these few daes..luckily this weekend is a long one..will be reporting back to camp on wed..maybe i should have a gathering with friends that I did not meet up for a long time...perhaps i might wanna to catch spiderman 3 with my buddies..PJ is on siao kiao mood..always blog about her handsome lecturer in sch..luckily she did not stalk me..if not..she bound to

ad-neonoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12985063.post-44475181544712489142007-04-22T19:15:00.000+08:002007-04-22T19:26:40.336+08:00

tired.totally tired and juz came back from my weekend kayaking expedition.. still have to go back to camp tomorrow morning..zzz siao kia (PJ) u always older than me de la..dun worry.. :) received a sms that hot toys have a new HALO figure.. dun know whether should I buy it it cost $159.95.. 14 more months to ORD.. so long..as requested. the photos for this year's cny where my church and cell

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22.had 54 smses from frens to wish me happi birthdae the whole daeand it took such a long time for me to reply all of them..will be going for kayaking expedition this weekend sowun be going for cell group meeting and church service.. sigh..nvm..shall go for next week de. :)I wanna to ORD as soon as possible. I luv civilian life..shall post the pics that my church members came to my houseduring

ad-neonoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12985063.post-49098767758278759972007-04-16T21:42:00.000+08:002007-04-16T21:50:03.070+08:00

benny hinn weekend service.went for choir performance at Indoor Stadium yesterdae as it was the 3rd and the last service pastor Benny Hinn is having in Singapore.feel so refreshed and renewed when I received the impartion and amazingly, I cried.I actually cried and all the choir members also cried together.never regretted become a christian and a member of city harvest church.the service last

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birthdae blues.my birthdae is coming. Gosh I am getting older and older liao.dun know whether should I celebrate this year.it is not a good thing to celebrate birthdae as it reminds u are growing older. sighgoing for a swim later before heading to indoor stadium for my performance.anyone is interested to go for scuba - diving course?yanling u muz pay me money if u wanna to rip stuff from my blog,

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exams blues & maggi mee.

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slow pork pork. went out todae to queenstown shopping center with PJ and moon to do some shopping.wanna to buy a bag, a shoe bag and a running shoes but in the end didn't find any items to my liking..went to Marina Square instead with PJ as moon needs to work in the early evening at Woodlands. saw this nike black bag ($35), a rip curl black bag ($59) at Marina Square and a pair of asics

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update.been to sentosa yesterdae for kayaking.. Supposed to kayak wif one of my fren butin the end she can't make it. so kaayk on my own. damn tired. wanna to register forthis month 22nd apr mizuno mount faber 10km run but the registration was closed earlydue to the high number of particpants.. Sigh. Nvm lo.. Can focus on next month NTU Bike Rally..hopefully I can participate and now awaiting an

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dilemma.i am in middle of dilemma. Dun know whether should I make the initiative.sigh. Please !!! Can someone give me some advice,yea? i have been thinking and thinking about it. ARGH !!why can't I make a decision? Why?but i reallie signed up for May's 27th Bike Rally liao..i reallie dun know what to do.should i sms her or i shall focus on other stuff such as my hobbies?some of my frens in NTU

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april fool day.went to church service this morning at EXPO and managed to collectmy Sentosa Islander Card from Vivocity this afternoon after service.wanna to collect it yesterdae but it can onli be collected from todae onwards.so lame la. Nvm la.Can also register for next mth Mizuno Mount Faber 10km Run but they ran out oftag numbers and asked me to return again on Friday to register.. Stunt.. So

ad-neonoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12985063.post-76464024215203914082007-03-26T11:09:00.000+08:002007-03-27T21:49:11.594+08:00

sorrie.sorrie for not updating my blog for a long time as I went to upgrade my graphics card...Many things happened during this time so I shall not blog about it. :)Juz purchased two love books called " I Believe You" and "You Were Here" by a Singaporean author.Veri touching. So anyone wanna to read these books, feel free to tell me. :)Below are the pictures that I took part in the National

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exhausted.Juz came back from X'Physique yesterday night.During the event, I managed to see some of my secondary school friends and ex-friends whom I know during NDP 2003.Of course I saw her again at the event organised by NTU sports club. The first time was at last month's National Vertical Marathon.Her highlighted purple and golden hair caught my attention among the crowd and but slowly it was

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Tired?Heard from my cell group that they will be signing up for me in the Vertical Marathonand Cross - Country 10 km for the upcoming Emerge Conference 2007.Seems that I have lots of training to do for these two marathons and other 2 more marathons at the end of the year.Sigh. Seems that I will be taking lots of leave during those time. Haha

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mamar.my first post in the month of mar 2007. Enjoy !!! :)baby knows how to differentiate real women from fake.

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happy chinese new year.Happy Chinese new year to my readers.Sorrie for not updating my blog for a long time as I am training for a few competitions for this month and next month.Will update when I have time to do so.hope all of you have a happy and prosperous chinese new year of the year of the pig. * oink oink..Juz completed this year national vertical marathon at republic plaza yesterday's

ad-neonoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12985063.post-1170682199780723802007-02-05T21:24:00.000+08:002007-02-05T21:29:59.793+08:00

superheros.One day flash was running around when he happened to pass by Wonder's Woman window as he passed it he saw her lying on her back naked with her legs spread. Thinking of himself, "I am the flash, I'm so fast I can go in, get some, and leave without her ever knowing what happened." So he carries out his plan and left a smile on his face.Wonder woman still on her back with her legs spread

ad-neonoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12985063.post-1170164063250150322007-01-30T21:31:00.000+08:002007-01-30T21:35:47.886+08:00

How To Date SQ Girls?The first time you dated an SQ girl you were about 19 or 20 years old.You had taken a week off from the army and flown to Europe with a couple of buddies.On the flight up, you were seated on an exit row, across from the jump seat which she occupied during some bad turbulence halfway through the flight.You chatted with her and discovered she was about your age, and had

ad-neonoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12985063.post-1169945857526350382007-01-28T08:55:00.000+08:002007-01-28T08:57:37.550+08:00

riddle of the week.a dog and a frog were participating in a swimming competition.the dog reached the finish line first but the award was awarded to the frog instead.why?

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poem. Said also don't listenaListen also don't understandNot understand also don't askAsk also don't doDo also do wrongWrong also don't admitAdmit also don't correctCorrect also not happyNot happy also don't say

ad-neonoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12985063.post-1168733788454213862007-01-14T08:14:00.000+08:002007-01-14T08:20:39.760+08:00

survey.A survey was done last week to get the responses from the people on the ground on their views on the monsoon season that happened in Singapore for the past 1 month. The survey consist of 10 participants from all walks of life. Here are their responses.How do you feel about the raining season in Singapore?uncle abc ( a taxi-driver):Very good. Can take this chance to sleep. Everyday sleep

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funny pictures?Merry Christmas and a happy new year !!!

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giving your 100% at work.Now I know wat is the meaning of giving 100% at work.Perhaps I can try this out next year. :)

ad-neonoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12985063.post-1166012019421453442006-12-13T20:13:00.000+08:002006-12-13T20:15:46.310+08:00

NAME SEVEN FRIENDS AND SOMETHING ABOUT THEM1. Moon = Siao Gal2. Aileen = Lamer3. Pei Jun = Siao Kia4. Eric = Camper5. Khidir = Joker6. Segar = Tamil Tiger7. Rongtai = ProNAME SEVEN THINGS THAT YOU EXPECT FROM HER1. Responsibility2. Educated3. Mature with age4. Happiness5. Caring6. Good Character7. OutgoingSEVEN SONGS ON YOUR TOP LIST1. Crying Out Love In The Center of The World Movie Soundtrack2.

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hokkien man.

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singlish.Singlish is like rojak, everything throw inside anyhow mix.Got Malay, Indian, Chinese and English, can give and take. When you donno something is under table or chair,you ask loud loud "Oi! Under where? Under where?" When you see somebody behave very bad,you scold him, "aiyah! Why you so like that?" When you ended up in a traffic jam, and got stuck,you complain, "today, I sai chia

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resume.I wrote this for fun. Enjoy.Dear Uncle/Untie,Yo!Uncle untie out there, wazzup? Long time no see..how's business? Sure very zai right. U noe how I noe? Coz I read the paper..got your face and ur words there, "Need technician, all can apply." Ur business muz be vr good, thats y nid more ppl right? Haha.. see I so smart.I vr interested to be technician.. coz hor, when I go other ppl house to

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Bra Sizes.Have you ever wondered why A, B, C, D, DD, E, F, G, and H are the lettersused to define bra sizes?If you have wondered why, but couldn't figure out what the letters stoodfor, it is about time you became informed![A] Almost Boobs...[B] Barely there.[C] Can't Complain![D] Dang![DD] Double dang![EE] Enormous![F] Fake.[G] Get a Reduction.[H] Help me, I've fallen and I can't get up !

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Getting sentimental again ?I had this thought when I was taking my bath this morning."Under what circumstances would you wait for someone ?"Not as in, "Hey, I will be late for a while, can you wait for me ?" That kind of wait, but more to, a long wait, one that might mean a few years, one that might mean a wait that does not bear fruits... will you ?Thinking, thinking, thinking...I found some

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2nd blog.people if you do not see any updates from this blog for a long period of time, please go and visit my 2nd blog @ http://adneo.wordpress.comWent to watch this Japanese movie called Crying Out Love, In The Center Of The World on Channel 61 juz now. Very touching. Love the storyline and especially its soundtrack.

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history of mee pok.CHAPTER 1One day, noodle quarrel with meat bao(bun). They had a fight but bao was too clumsy and lost badly. He was very angry and he told noodle to stay behind if he has the guts and he'll get his pals to assist him. Meat bao went to find bread, man tou, jian bao etc to get them to reinforce him. Along the way, they saw maggi mee. They ah bish ah bish ah bish andbeat maggi mee

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ntu teaching feedback survey.The most entertaining lecturer I have seen !The next Gurmit Singh or Russell Peter?roses are redviolets are bluethe lesser your hairthe sexier you getis your moustache the source of knowledge?if it is, pls dun set the exams paper so diffcult, as most of us dun have moustache!

ad-neonoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12985063.post-1161565997148328632006-10-23T09:09:00.000+08:002006-10-23T14:47:41.236+08:00

what is love?5 Ws and 1 H.Who is my love?What is my love?Where is it?When is it coming?Why would it come back?How is it coming back?I am broke. Dun watch The Departed. It is another Infernal Affairs but is in Amercian Version. From Hong Kong Version to American Version. What's next? Singapore own version?

ad-neonoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12985063.post-1160899185734973592006-10-15T15:58:00.000+08:002006-10-15T20:42:12.326+08:00

love dedication.Dear ah, everytime I look at you, I feel love.We got so close together after a few days.My love for you will never fade.I see you everyday, and never get bored of that beauty of yours.Your looks are of no matter, but that you make everyday of my life fun and enjoyable is more than enough.We have been seeing each other for over 3 years already, and my love for you is forever

ad-neonoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12985063.post-1160796401165465902006-10-14T11:23:00.000+08:002006-10-14T17:40:44.933+08:00

men & women.For A Woman:Yes = NoNo = YesMaybe = NoI'm sorry. = You'll be sorry.We need = I wantIt's your decision. = The correct decision should be obvious by now.Do what you want. = You'll pay for this later!We need to talk. = I need to complain.Sure... go ahead = I don't want you to.I'm not upset. = Of course I'm upset, you moron!I heard a noise. = I noticed you were almost asleep. Do you love

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17 things to do in a lift.1. When there's only one other person in the elvator, tap them on the shoulder and then pretend it wasn't you.2. Push the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile,and go back for more.3. Ask if you can push the button for other people, but push the wrong ones.4. Call the IMH from your handphone and ask if theyknow what floor you are on.5. Hold the doors open and

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woman.

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crime scene.my room door ?I wanna to buy these few figures and place it in my room.So far I have onli collected 2 of these.

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national service.Heard that the government might want to reduce the time that NSF have to serve.From 2 years 6 mths to 6 months and now there might be a possibilty of reducing to 1 year 7 month. How true can it be? So let me conduct an experiment to see the reactions of those NSF. The experiment involved sending out a SMS containing the words "What would you do if NS is reduced to 1 year 7 months

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Who.Who? Who is but the form following the function of what,and what I am is a man in a mask.

ad-neonoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12985063.post-1157549260683815202006-09-06T21:22:00.000+08:002007-05-10T17:25:32.512+08:00

Darth Vader.Darth messes with his General.

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broked.Juz bought a crumpler bag yesterday that costed me $89. Haha. Broked liao la. Offically broke le. Can someone lend me some extra cash mah?I wanna to sleep but I can't. I wanna to do so many things.Play computer games. Watch movie. Read magazines.Surf the net. Chat on MSN. Where got time? Seems that being an NSF time is really precious. So many things left undone but so little time.But one

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pledge.We, the passengers of the MRTPledge ourselves as one impatient people.Regardless of kids, elderly or disabled.To rush for unoccupied seatsBaised on pushing, shoving, or by any lethal means neccessary.So as to ahieve rest, sleep, slumber.For our comfort and for our very own businesses.

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(a) alternate mathematics.Mathematics is so important that I will never forget what my teachers have taught me during my days in secondary school.How many of you still remember what you have learnt during the mathematics lesson when you are in secondary school?Yadyayadya.You have heard of e maths, a maths, f maths, enginnering and computer maths.But have you heard of (a) alternate maths?Let me

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sleep.I feel so tired and hungry. I wanna to sleep. Dun disturb me. I bite. Arrr !!monday.I had mixed rice for lunch.tuesday.I had mixed rice for lunch.wednesday.I had mixed rice for lunch again.thursday.I had mixed rice for lunch again and again.friday.I had mixed rice for lunch again, again and again.Please. No more mixed rice for me.

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salary.I am earning $0.90 per hour. That's so cool. I am earning lesser than those construction workers. Wah. *Clap handsI wanna to complain but who can help us? I wanna to earn at least $1k if not I cannot buy my action figures, buy new CDs and buy new computer games. mon - fri: serving the nation coz Singapore loves me and I love Singaporesat & sun: Personal Time.Sigh. No life.

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field camp.Dear Blog,Please accept notice of my intention to request leave from 22nd July 2006 till July 29th 2006 to go say hi to my mosquitoes and leeches friends in the jungle (field camp).And as I have discussed with you, that, I might get kidnapped by Big-Foot(s), or bitten by poisonous snake(s), or sucked dry by leech(es) should you not hear from me, on or before, the 29th July 2006.Thank

ad-neonoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12985063.post-1152433338419236862006-07-09T16:05:00.000+08:002006-07-09T21:29:44.806+08:00

i am singaporean. (own version)My mother tongue was Mandarin, I didn't speak a word of English till I was in primary one. Now, I read and write only English stuffs and can't write a decent sentence in Mandarin. I try to speak good English, but I hate ang mo accent. I never did understand why I can't buy chewing gum.I take the MRT, when I can squeeze in. I'm told to study hard all my life for a

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i am singaporean.(The meme that started here and is tagged on Technorati as iamsingaporean)I am Singaporean because nabei and in the name of nonok I curse and swear like one. Because of racial integration policies at the grassroots level I know the names of female and male genitalia in all the official languages, and then some dialects too. When I fall asleep on the bus I know when to wake up for

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nudging.MSN should not have the nudge installed in the messenger.It juz makes everyone's life miserable. Can someone remove it?-----------blacklisted.LIM PEI JUN aka *peijunSTOP FLOODING ME. You are on my blacklist le. If not pls refer to the above picture.

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update.After a long time I am back to blog. Sorry peepz for not updating this blog for a long time. You cannot blame me mah. Onli have the weekends to update you and my HDD crashed so have to buy a new one. All this take time. Once again I am sorry. I try to update every weekend okie?

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ns enlistment.What would I do after my graduation from poly?Well, I have to serve my nation, my country, my people.Because Singapore loves me.And I love Singapore.National Service is good. I like.Will be enlisting to the army tomorrow. Will update once I am free.-----------msn.Even we have the technology such as MSN and the Internet at home, it is still as difficult as in the past to keep in

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prata man.Having told the girl I'm buying her breakfast, I went downstairs to buy a prata. But mind you this is no ordinary prata I'm buying her because the prata is a HEART-SHAPE. But story always have a twist, the bloody prata flipper don't understand a word of English other than prata kosong, prata egg and more curry.So I spent like 10 minutes at the crowded prata stall explaining to the prata

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hangover.What is the best remedy for curing hangover?1. Go and sleep2. Go home, take a warm shower before going to sleep3. Drink green tea4. Drink more (wine, alcohol, beer)5. Shower yourself with cold water6. Sleep in the bathroom.7. Count sheeps while you are lying on your bed.One way to get over hangover is to drive a car. It works. Why? Coz I did it last night and was accident-free.After the

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graduation ceremony.what is graduation ceremony means to you?1. A ceremony at which degrees or diplomas are conferred.2. A final gathering of your ex-classmates, schoolmates, facilitators blah blah that you have came across in your life.3. Beats me. Final examination before offically graduating from the school? Yea?4. Lalalala playground? I failed my English O Level Paper when I was in secondary

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Source-based Case Study.'O' Level Cambridge Examination 2006Subject: ad-neo AuthorityDuration: 1 Hour 15 MinutesSection A (Source-based Case Study)Question 1 is compulsory for all candidates.Study all the sources carefully, and then answer all the questions.You may use any of the sources to help you answer the questions, in addition to those sources which you are told to use. In answering the

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choices. I have decided that since local uni admissions are much tougher and difficult to get in, I shall apply for this degree programme at University of London (London School of Economics and Political) for Bachelor of Science in Economics and Management. Haha. Is a 3 years course. Save 1 year for me if I would to study in a local uni. Now time for ad-neo IQ test.-----------1. If Kentwood is

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words women use.An inspiration from one of my friends who is having mood swing now. Or should I said post - exams depression. Dun know what is that and I still remembered that during my days in secondary school, we students normally go and enjoyed oursevles after our last exam paper. 1. FINE - This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.2. 5 minutes -

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leaders.Would you vote for...1. A man who cheats on his wife?2. A handicap?3. A man with health problems which he did not reveal?4. A man with little formal education?5. A man who has manic depression?6. An alcoholic?7. An average student?8. A divorcee?If you said no to any one of those questions you would've rejected...1. Franklin D Roosevelt and John F Kennedy (rumoured)2. Franklin D Roosevelt3

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stupid msn messages.I was chatting with my friends on msn and now everyone seems to be adding a "twist" to the language. I was looking at the words that they are typing and I have to read it once, twice and even thrice because it was bloody hard to read.No joke. Because you have to process every single letter in your mind and piece them all together to get a word, which after using so much brain

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mr brown podcast.Go and listen to these few podcast..Highly recommend to listen.-----------Audio file for the mrbrown show 3 May 2006: the persistently non-political podcast no. 8 Jeff Lopez, The Man and His Ideas, joins the Amazing Race with his Teochew-speaking buddy, TK!-----------Audio file for the mrbrown show 2 May 2006: the persistently non-political podcast no. 7The PNPP Team discusses

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What makes Singaporeans special.Just what is a Singaporean?How can a Singaporean be defined?WE HAVE TO BE NUMBER 1It's almost a prerequisite for us to be tops in everything.WE ARE BIG HEARTEDWe don't think twice when donating fat cheques to disaster victims abroad. But it's a different story with Flag Days at home.WE FEEL FOR OTHER SINGAPOREANSWe may not know each other; but when disaster strikes

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Rejected.Received a letter from NTU that I was rejected for my application despite my good academic results and cca. ARH ! They told me that the number of applicants applied this year was record breaking and the limited places they have for us (polytechnic students) hence I was rejected.I am so sad. :(A little old but still very funny clip from The Daily Show on bloggers, broadcast in Feb last

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Is Windows a virus?No, Windows is not a virus. Here's what viruses do:1. They replicate quickly - okay, Windows does that.2. Viruses use up valuable system resources, slowing down the system as they do so - okay, Windows does that.3. Viruses will, from time to time, trash your hard disk - okay, Windows does that too.4. Viruses are usually carried, unknown to the user, along with valuable programs

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21.1. 21 people smsed to sent their birthday wishes to me. Nah. I lied to you. Not more than 21 but more than 15. 2. 21 candles are on my birthday cakes.3. Today is my 21st working day at Citibank.4. I take bus 21 back and fourth from my house to my working place. Bluff you. Haha :)5. My security pass number begins with 21. Haha. As if.6. I live on the 21st floor. 7. My favourite player in EPL

ad-neonoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12985063.post-1144996785859113192006-04-14T14:35:00.000+08:002006-04-14T14:39:45.876+08:00

Drivers.Taxi driver to work until 70; they are......called Senior Driver. For those drive until 80, they will be called Mentor Driver. If they drive until 90 and still don't kaput, they will be called Mental Driver.-----------Good and Bad News.An old man visits his doctor and after thorough examination the doctor tells him: "I have good news and bad news, what would you like to hear first?"

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wtf show by mr brown. - switch fit mr miyagi

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wtf show by mr brown. - switch fit mr brown

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true or false.If some wicks are slicks, and some slicks are snicks, then some wicks are definately snicks. The statement is:1. True2. False3. Neither4. How the f*** I know -----------Assume that these two statements are true. All brown-haired men have bad temper. Larry is a brown-haired man. The statement that Larry has a bad temper is:1. True2. False3. Neither4. Unable to determine----------- If

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marriage lessons.On their 40th wedding anniversary and during the banquet celebrating it, Dick was asked to give his friends a brief account of the benefits of a marriage of such long duration."Tell us Dick, just what is it you have learned from all those wonderful years with your wife?"Dick responds, "Well, I've learned that marriage is the best teacher of all. It teaches you loyalty,

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20 fun things to do during an exam.You have been warned. You should not attempt these things during an actual exam. The following is meant for entertainment purposes only.------------------------1. Bring a pillow. Fall asleep (or pretend to) until the last 15 minutes. Wake up, say "oh geez, better get cracking" and do some gibberish work. Turn it in a few minutes early. 2. Get a copy of the exam,

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38 Ways to annoy people. 1. Learn Morse code, and have conversations with friends in public consisting entirely of "Beeeep Bip Bip Beeep Bip..." 2. If you have a glass eye, tap on it occasionally with your pen while talking to others.3. Amuse yourself for endless hours by hooking a camcorder to your TV and then pointing it at the screen. 4. Speak only in a "robot" voice. 5. Start each meal by

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spelling.I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrdwaht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnigto a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are. the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteerbe in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae

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9/11 scary documentaryA one hour analysis of 9/11 and how it is more likely than not that the government was actually behind the attacks.

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riddle of the day II. Think of words ending in -GRY. Angry and hungry are two of them. There are only three words in the English language. What is the third word? The word is something that everyone uses every day. If you have listened carefully, I have already told you what it is. ---------------------- riddle of the day II - solution. OK, now let's take this riddle apart and solve it as a

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riddle of the day II.Think of words ending in -GRY. Angry and hungry are two of them. There are only three words in the English language. What is the third word? The word is something that everyone uses every day. If you have listened carefully, I have already told you what it is."----------------------Should this be my next compeition ?

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riddle of the day. I put two birds in a refrigratorAfter one week, one bird has frozen to death.The other one is still alive. Why?Think about it.

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Juz came back from my class chalet yesterday and tomorrow still have National Vertical Marathon.. Zzz. Wish me luck.

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the laughing machine.Instructions on Usage1. click on the word 'laugh'.2. you are to imitate the canned laughter you hear. here's my try.3. laugh out loud.4. one more time.5. have a marvelous day.

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[After watching Underworld: Evolution I was inspired to write something about vampires] What happens to vampires if they drink contaminated blood?I discover that I suffer from the blood disorder thalasaemiaits not life threatening in my case, it's only minor so nothing happens, I still live life normallybut if you know you're thalasaemic yourself we were not really meant to be together :]FAQQ:

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Microsoft iPod packaging parodyA very funny video from YouTube. Click on this text link to see the video at full size. One good way to know what marketing is. Say yea !! Yea !!

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World Record Attempt for Fastest Time Taken To Tear 10 Packets of Tissue Paper[Copy] eh my fren didn't throw away the tissues used in this record attempt okay!!! His nose bled later in the same day while he was playing chess (don't ask) and he used most of them up!!! Of course he is environmentally friendly...

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Take a quiz:http://www03.quizyourfriends.com/takequiz.php?quizname=060130040431-614808&a=08:p

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There is something wrong with the girls these days. I found this out a few days ago. I asked my classmate for a packet of tissue just to see if she had one, and she didn't have one! HOW CAN THIS BE!? How can a girl not have a packet of tissue with her? Girls with no tissue paper are not feminine enough! My god the girls these days are shocking! I realise I am behaving like an old man so I must

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Arh !!! Now have to work like a mad ox for my last and final FYP for school..Furthermore I need to pass this module in order to graduate and this FRIDAY is the fuck*** deadline...(4.00 p.m.)...That's why I muz work like nuts for my diploma cert. To end off today's post, I sure do a maths experiment that I learned from Business Statisitics for my current FYP project.struggling hard for FYP = using

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1337 Star Wars Chris Rock on "How to not let your ass kicked by the police" An oldie but a goodie. (MA18: Contains vulgarity)

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Ask Uncle Neo"What is 1+1 in electronics?" - tok1+1 in electronics is 10. why? 2 in electronics is represented as 10 as 2/2 mod 0 remainder 1 this reading up it would be 10. binary 10 is 2 as 2^0 * 0 + 2^1 * 1 = 2. Represented in an 8 bit binary processor incl. sign bit it would appear as 00000010 and it will not result in overflow. represented in a 16-bit processor incl. sign bit it would appear

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